Murph
IPv6 has 3 ways of distributing addresses:
-SLAAC - I Have Everything You Need
-SLAAC with DHCP - I Don't Have Everything You Need, So Can I Bring My Sister
-DHCP only - I Have Nothing You Need, Im A Bloke In A Dress |
| Need a Hexadecimal password, just use DEADBEEF |
| Frig me |
| Now, Thats Keyboard Porn |
| My Name Is Cisco, And This Is My Network |
| When A Network Becomes Congested, what happens? BLUE BABIES |
| Thats What She Said |
| Dont create a fake social media profile about me. Someone else did that and I sued them. |
| DANNY ALPHABET |
| They are changing Ballarat University, to Federation University. Essentially F U |
| You need to get that finger thats up your arse and pull it out. |
| If You Come Over Here, Ill Show you some Keybord porn |
| I Feel So Used, Like A Tissue After Sex |
| NO DONT PUT THAT IN THE QUOTES |
| That was an accident. I will try to be more careful in the future. |
| MR. Debug Is My Friend, But Not All |
| He is all alone, thats why he has a cat. that is as close to a pussy as he will get |
| I Worked With A Guy, Who Used To Do That With A Vacuum Cleaner |
| If I Had The Money, I Would Buy A Midi MuRPH |
| He is like a woman, he does not say a word but you can tell what mood he is in |
| No Shit Batman |
| ATM is just Frame Relay for wankers |
| You get friction burns, it falls off and you go blind. |
| In Broady you carry $50 to pay your drug dealer. |
| go to Bunnings, aisle 3, back row, get some concrete and harden up princess! |
| The New MacPro looks like a vibrator for an elephant |
| HDB3 is all about penetration (cue sexy sax) |
| 1+1=2 duh |
| Thats abit much |
| *BURP* Ooh, pardon me. That was the leftover chicken I had for lunch. |
| No, you eat shit! |
| I suck better |
| Ill tell you a secret we in the IT industry hate nerds |
| Pass is 51% |
| The most secure computer is in a locked room, where nobody has the key, unplugged from power |
| I can only make so many allowances for someone being retarded and so many for someone being an asshole. When you get the two together, I cant help it. DONT ADD THAT TO THE QUOTES! |
| Take your silver spoon and shove it up your arse |
| they are under 18, you can not do naughty things to them. |